Guy: my dad loves his bike more than me
guy2: thats not true
guy: he wrote it on my birthday card

When you smile... I will know you're plotting something that i must be involved in :D

A good friend will bail you out of jail..
A best friend will turn to you and say.."let's do it again"

In 2010 the U.S Gov. will start shipping retards away. My eyes watered when i thought of losing you.. Love you. Be strong. Take your cranyons.

I don't walk into things, they are drawn to my amazingness!

I dont like getting buzzed,
thats a teaser to me.
i like getting flat out blown,
and not playing games with the weed.

Excuse my ''big head'' I was born like that

"Heyyy, are you in the zooooooone? The zooooooooone? The zooooooo-"
'Stop that.'

Keep It Simple Stupid

Sit like a princess instead of a frog