JESUS LOVES YOU...Everyone else thinks you're an a**hole!!!

The trailer park called they want their trash back.

Stacy's grandma looks good in her pajamas
when she goes out she orders smushed bananas
i love her dearly and even call her nana
i know i might be wrong but im in love with stacys grandma

I smell barcon
i smell pork
ran little piggies
i got a fork

I am blond whats ur excuse??????????

If I won the lottery I would treat the family good except you I'd buy you a 10 speed bike....later on...Come on u think I'd just buy ya a bike?I'd buy u 2 bikes

My uncle said this to me and I thought it was funny pllllzzzzz tell me what u think!

Little Red Riding hood was walkin down the lane when the big bad wolf stopped her & said lift ur shirt so I can see ur tits....Little Red Riding Hood said No why dont u lift my dress and eat me like u do in the book.:-P

Tell your boyfriend Thanks.
^_^

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. but if the doctors cute forget the fruit.

When my time comes, I want to be buried face down...So that everyone who hates me, can kiss my ass!