You're losing your flavor real quick, like a peice of gum. -ENE-

I hate escalators,
I tripped once and fell
down the stairs for an hour and a half.

I'm the girl that can watch hundreds of horror movies and not get scared but would scream at the top of her lungs when toast pops out of the toaster.

Tell your little voices to SHUT UP!
I can't hear mine..>_>

I'm smiling because you're my sister..
I'm laughing because theirs nothing you can do about it >:P

I'm not random.
You just can't think as fast as me :)

I didn't trip, I was just testing gravity.
...It still works

What's this thing you call normal?
Is it contagious?
OMG!! Don't touch me
I might catch your normal!!

I applied for a job in a mental institution, they said i need to log 24 hours with a retard, You wanna kick it tomorrow.
....I got crayons

Stop walking as if you have a ego to fallow