Condoms are like lolly pops... when its ur fav. flaver suck it.

Taco bell is yummy in my tummy!

Win if you can,
Lose if you must,
But always cheat.

(My dad's quote)

I am blond whats ur excuse??????????

I smell barcon
i smell pork
ran little piggies
i got a fork

Stacy's grandma looks good in her pajamas
when she goes out she orders smushed bananas
i love her dearly and even call her nana
i know i might be wrong but im in love with stacys grandma

The trailer park called they want their trash back.

JESUS LOVES YOU...Everyone else thinks you're an a**hole!!!

You may be ugly on the outside but its what inside you that doesnt count

I didnt write heard it at skool

Men are like hard word floors lay them right the first time you cant walk all over them for ever