Other Funny Quotes

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  • This Is This Cat
    This Is Is Cat
    This Is How Cat
    This Is To Cat
    This Is Keep Cat
    This Is An Cat
    This Is Idiot Cat
    This Is Busy Cat
    This Is For Cat
    This Is Forty Cat
    This Is Seconds Cat

    Now Read the THIRD word only! :D

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  • I love your make-up. LOL. Jk. It looks like you got gang banged by Crayola.

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  • Don't let life get in the way of your dreams... go back to sleep!

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  • Yes I act like a princess, but that's what my name means right.

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  • Even after Tuesday the calender says, W T F S S M
    W T F S S M= What The F*&% Somebody Shoot Me

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  • If the world ends in 2012, I've wasted my whole life in school..
    Beautiful.

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  • Your so annoying that when I asked you to shut up, you thought I was striking a conversation.

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  • " You're mental." Muttered my best friend.

    "Why thank you, I think you're interesting too." I grinned back at her.

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  • Do you carrot all for me? My heart beets for you, If we cantaloupe, Lettuce marry; Weed make a swell pear! Don't squash my hopes and dreams!

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  • Were you just dissing Canada?
    I'm sorry, I couldn't hear you over my health-care benefits.

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