I would try to explain it to you, but your head would explode!

Drive it like you stole it, because its not illegal until you get caught! ~_*

Sorry boys the only things I blow are bubbles

The trailer park called they want their trash back.

JESUS LOVES YOU...Everyone else thinks you're an a**hole!!!

You may be ugly on the outside but its what inside you that doesnt count

I didnt write heard it at skool

Men are like hard word floors lay them right the first time you cant walk all over them for ever

If i had a dollar for every time i get hurt by u i'd be a billoinare

Win if you can,
Lose if you must,
But always cheat.

(My dad's quote)

Taco bell is yummy in my tummy!