I applied for a job at a mental institution. They said that I need to log 24 hours with a retard. Wanna kick it tomorrow? ..I got crayons.

YOur PrETTY FacE is GOinG tO hELL! ^^'

I wish I was an octopus , so I can hug more people at a time.

Cookies as big as frisbees. Muffins the size of flower pots. Bowls of pasta so deep, your fork can barely find the bottom.

Don't tell me you're still wondering on where your diet went wrong.

Ii hate it when im making a milkshake and the boys just show up in my yard = ]

Can we be facebook freinds?! I promise i wont stalk you anymore.

No B!+ch YOU don't know shit!

Scientists finally found out what's wrong with the teenage mind. on the left side, they see nothing right. on the right side, they see nothing left.

No. You're wrong. So just sit there in your wrongness and be wrong.

(Yes I'm aware that is a group on facebook. I am also aware that I fell out of my chair laughing after reading the title of and joining said group.)

I am not afraid of death, I just don't want to be there when it happens