" This is an A & B conversation so C your way out of it before E jumps over D and really Fs you up G"

Reach out and touch someone...

No, not there!

It's always better to be overdressed than to be underdressed.

Everyday is a fashion statement.

Paola: Hey listen to my new ringtone...
Jonathan: ii kant hear nothin..
Paola: iitsz called SiiLENt NiiGHt!..

IDK iif ii shuld go to the zoo &+ free all the animals or go to Alaska &+ sahve my sister hairy bck...

Hey baby did you
Just break wind cause
You're blowing me away. =]
--Dylan Sprouse

Slow down sugar
I'm a diabetic. <3
--Nick Jonas

If you throw a cat out of your car window, does it become cat litter?

xD BWAHAH

We must not let this idea die. IT NEEDS STRENGTH! (quick, get the oxygen tanks!)