God made the ocean
god made the lake
god made you
that was a BIG mistake

I am missen too in this one

When life hands u lemons make lemonade. then find someone with vodka and have a party-Ron White

Take me home, I'm an irish taco

Everything happens for a reason, that i'm sure of. But It does'nt mean I have to like it.

When life throws you lemons....
wonder why you didn't get something useful.

KiDs In ThE BaCk SeAt CaUsE AcCiDeNtS; AcCiDeNtS In ThE BaCk SeAt CaUsE KiDs.

DoNt DRINK AND DRIVE, YoU MiGht HiT a SpEeD BuMp AnD SpIlL YoUR DrInK.

As i pant the good color on your tree you pant the bad color on me.

"If you always tell the truth you don't have to remember anything."

-Mark Twain

Roses are red
violets are blue
some poems ryhme
this one doesn't