As i pant the good color on your tree you pant the bad color on me.

"If you always tell the truth you don't have to remember anything."

-Mark Twain

Roses are red
violets are blue
some poems ryhme
this one doesn't

There he goes,
On tippy toes,
Off for wee-wee's I suppose,
Though i may be wrong,
I must admit,
He might be going for a.......
(from a local comedian)
(Well, you can prob guess the last word, can't you?!)

I don't suffer from the voices in my head.....they tell me good idea's.

Don't eat yellow snow!

Assume THE Position

-Da HoTtEsT Lil ShOrTiE DaT EvA CaMe AbOuT-
-U Bi. Tc.HeS WaNa HaTe?-
-Sh Yt...-
-kNocK yA sElVes oUt!-

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Go AhEaD n TaLk bOuT mE
BuT I HaVe SuM AdViCe
cLiK YoUr hEeLz ToGeThA n Sai
I nEeD a FrEaKiN LyFe!
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Some "friends" are like knives ready to stab you in the back.