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  • Women Make Everything Better..
    Give Her Sperm, She'll Make You A Baby..
    Give Her A House, She'll Make You A Home..
    Give Her Food, She'll Make You A Meal..
    && Give Her Crap, She'll Give You A Bunch Of Shit xP

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  • If you weren't dead, I'd kill you! Now get down from there!

    by Tony
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  • Ready for moose hunting!?
    Got pancakes??

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  • If yOu dOnt eat it
    yOu cant beat it

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  • Oh well. f**k yOu quysz.
    im qettinq drunk & passin out

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  • Like a curly wurly.........Nice and sweet but a little bit twisted

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  • Hates orange people who walk around thinking their tan looks natural - yeah right ! not unless your mum is a wotsit.

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  • Hey hey hey. Once apon a time Long ago...There was a dinosaur...THe end!

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  • Hey hey hey. Once apon a time Long ago...There was a dinosaur...THe end!

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  • SMILE ...
    it makez ppl wunda wat ur up 2.

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