But why is the rum gone?!?!?! --Pirates of the Carribean

Roses are red violets are blue, u just stepped in horse poo...my name is skip to my loo can i get a hoo hoo

~Dont ask. Its one of my twin bros masterpieces so dont ask and I wont have to lie. Credit and flames go to my brother Bucky!~

Im scared of the clowns in my nose!!

Everytime you masturbate god kills a kitten

What's the problem Occifer???

- Leo on That 70's Show

If you knew what I was thinking, you wouldn't be smiling. =)

Eat this it wont make you fat

You....................suck.
you....................STILL suck.

heh. (:

I see said the blind man peeing in the wind, its all coming back to me now

Your not an ugly person, your a pretty monkey