Save a chicken eat a cow
Save a cow
Eat a vegitarian

*~*If u luv him, leave him. If he doesnt come back, he's with me! ;)*~*

Flipping my hair and blowing you a kiss, I'm the only girl who can tease you like this.

May the fleas of a thousand camels infest the crotch of the person that screws up your entire day, and may their arms be too short to scratch!

ok, no i didn't write this, i got it in an email and thought it was hilarious.

Flip flops..belly tops..lemonade on the shade..blue skies..hot guys..late nights..water fights..ice cream..sweet dreams..party time..looking fine..sleeping in..sneaking out..thats what us girls are about!

A-B-C-D-E-F-G
The gummy bears are chasing after me
One is red, one is blue
The yellow one stole my tennis shoe
A-B-C-D-E-F-G
Next time won't you please help me?

You've got more issues than Playboy.

A man's got to do what a man's got to do, but a woman must do what a man can't do.

Uv been called b4 cupids court 4 stealin my heart.trespassin in my dreams & robin me of my senses.uv been sentened 2 a lifetime wiv me- how do u plead?

Q. What is the ultimate rejection?
A. When you're masturbating and your hand falls asleep. :D