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  • Better to be pissed off then pissed on.

    by shawna
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  • A-B-C-D-E-F-G
    The gummy bears are chasing after me
    One is red, one is blue
    The yellow one stole my tennis shoe
    A-B-C-D-E-F-G
    Next time won't you please help me?

    by rachyBBY
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  • You've got more issues than Playboy.

    by Robyn Park
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  • Human existence -- a cellphone:
    Callwaiting - office hours & required meetings that drag on & have bad music. Like akward silence in elevators.
    Roaming minutes are the quivalent of petroleum prices.
    Now both with insurance plans.

    by ashley shassetz
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  • Absence may make the heart grow fonder........but how can you live without chocolate?!

    by Lone-doodler (C)
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  • When your feeling down,
    And you have a big frown
    Come see the clown.
    Thats me!

    by tia
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  • He who laughs last... doesn't get it.

    by Conner
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  • Q: Why aren't the Mexicans in the Olympics?
    A: Because the ones who can run, swim, and jump are already in America!

    by Conner
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  • Q. What is the ultimate rejection?
    A. When you're masturbating and your hand falls asleep. :D

    by Conner
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  • Uv been called b4 cupids court 4 stealin my heart.trespassin in my dreams & robin me of my senses.uv been sentened 2 a lifetime wiv me- how do u plead?

    by Boy
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