Save a chicken eat a cow
Save a cow
Eat a vegitarian

Uv been called b4 cupids court 4 stealin my heart.trespassin in my dreams & robin me of my senses.uv been sentened 2 a lifetime wiv me- how do u plead?

Q. What is the ultimate rejection?
A. When you're masturbating and your hand falls asleep. :D

"No-one's a virgin life screws everyone!"

"You're my friend, Sara, but we just don't fight enough to be best friends."

"I already know about sex, but could you explain where Beanie Babies come from?"

Human existence -- a cellphone:
Callwaiting - office hours & required meetings that drag on & have bad music. Like akward silence in elevators.
Roaming minutes are the quivalent of petroleum prices.
Now both with insurance plans.

Absence may make the heart grow fonder........but how can you live without chocolate?!

When your feeling down,
And you have a big frown
Come see the clown.
Thats me!

He who laughs last... doesn't get it.