I had a dream last night... I was eating a huge marshmellow.. When I woke up, my pillow was gone.....

Laughter:
When a smile as an orgasm :]

Canadaman rulez

I like listening to music in class. The only problem is, I have old school crappy headphones. They're ginormus. Today the teacher asked me "Am I stupid, or are you listening to your music.?"
"Ah, both.."

I like it when people are like "don't label me!" I like chasing them around with label-makers. And they yell "Nooo!". What? That's what they're for.

Do you want to know what really bugs me? What? No? You don't want to hear me complain? Okay..

Sometimes people look at me... And they're worried... That I'll... Reproduce...

Have you ever layed on your bed... And looked up at the stars and wonder to yourself... Where the Hell is the roof...?

Ever see a parsnip? The first time I saw one, I thought it was some kind of retarded carrot.

I'm not the girl your mom warned you about,
Her imagination was never this good.