My karma ran over your dogma.

I thought about you naked twice today.

I'll stop stabbing, when you stop screaming.

Men, can't live with them, can't stuff them in your trunk.

When life hands you lemons, stick them in your bra to make your boobs look bigger!

Ugh omg you give me the hibidy jibidys.

There is one thing i regret about high school and thats never getting to do half the things i heard i did.

It takes some skillz to trip over flat surfaces

Im too tierd to slap you.....bash your face against my palm

People always say random words to be funny. And they usually say monkey or cheese. Leave the monkies and cheese alone! They're not funny! They're just trying to live their lives. Well, not the cheese, but still. What about parsnips? They get lonely!