I wish I could smell colors- wait one second, I have no idea where I'm going with this. This is just silly.

Life is like a box of choclates, people throw a bunch of nasty candy inside and expact you to eat them

Everyone in my science class erupts into conversations when my teacher leaves and shuts the door. when she comes back, we fall silent as the door handle turns. she walks in and says,

"guys, the door isn't sound proof"

Im so bored i could eat a horse just for kicks
not funny but i really am bored

Dont take life so seriously, its not as though its permanent.

Old enough to know better, young enough to do it again.

To say I was naked when I broke in would be a lie... I put on safty glasses

The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.
But not in that order

The man who smiles when it goes wrong
Has thought of someone to blame it on!

And God said, "Come forth and the kingdom of heaven is yours," but I came fifth and got a toaster instead.