Sorry teach, my knowledge drained out with my snot.

*for those who are sick. my friend made this up.*

"practice makes perfect, but no one is perfect so why practice?"

I used to be nice and clean now i smell of vaseline

My kid sold your honor student the answers to the test!

WHAT, are you stupit?

your brain waves fall a little short of the beach!

all day i thought of you. I was at the zoo!

youre a moron...no offense!

Whats that smell?

i want a do over

you cease to amuse me

i do what the little voices tell me to do!

D**** are like Now and Laters
Hard and Fruity Now and Soft and Chewy Later

First name...Annita
Last name....Twinkle

Did you know theirs a book that shows you how to read a book

Man=Lets dig here
Man1=Wait, how are we going to get out of here?
Man=Lets dig are way out
Man2=No no stupid, dig up

~Don't judge the fact that I'm prettier than you!!!~