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  • WARNING: Children left unattended will be sold to the circus

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  • RAWR!! Thats "I love you" in dinosaur

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  • Why do phone companies give you a number to call if your phone doesn't work?

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  • I have to be me. Everyone else is taken.

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  • I should warn him. Or, maybe i'll just hide.. Oooh i like that plan.

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  • Please dont follow me around with it either, because i feel like im going to start on fire spontaneously.

    (iron man being followed by his robot with the fire exstinguisher)

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  • I said I'd go without hesistation.
    without hesistation... Not without complaint.

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  • High School Musical 4: Mid-life Crisis

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  • You couldn't get a clue during the clue mating season in a field full of horny clues if you smeared your body with clue musk and did the clue mating dance.

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  • Popularity: Sometimes it's not what you say, it's how friggin cool you look saying it.

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