I Hate Stupid People!!!!
especailly
(This One B**ch) U Kno who u R!!!!! LOL

"Don't frown, your ugly enough already."

May an elephant caresse u with its toes-nice way of saying i hope an elephant steps on u...hehe

Jack and jill went up the hill
to smoke some marijuana
jack got high pulled down his fly
and asked jill do you wanna
jill said no and jack got mad
he forced her to and in walked jills dad

(my sis made that one)

Bumper sticker:
" Watch out for the idiot behind me!"

Peanutbutter and jelly!!!
Samantha knows what this means!!!!

"Don't sweat the petty stuff and don't pet the sweaty stuff."

Oops. Sorry... I have to reboot. Goodbye...

Hello? I know you're there. I can see you!

A dog is a man's AND women's best friend.