When your mother is mad and asks you, "Do I look stupid?" it's best not to answer her

Last night I looked up at the stars and wondered "Where in the heck is my ceiling?"

When life hands u lemons---ask for tequila and salt!!

Heres a tip, don't makeout with a guy when your chewing buggle gum.....He might not give it back

You & your rumors have one thinq in common
-- you both qet around --

Boys are like a piece of gum,when you loose the flavor you pop in a new one!!!!

A teacher told me to speak my mind,
so when I did, she sent me to the office.

^^'

JESUS LOVES YOU...Everyone else thinks you're an a**hole!!!

G_ F_CK Y__RS_LF
Would you like to buy a vowel?

Ever wonder what a turtle would sound like if it went "meow"?