The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.

I always tell the truth, except for right now.

I feel like chalk. Whether to draw with it on walls or to eat it I haven't quite decided.

.....i can't live without you...i'm dying to feel you at night...sweat is drippin down my body...i want you...i need you...come on air conditioner work.....

"that quote was NOT funny."

If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?

Stop reposting the same quotes!

if i see another "if life gives you lemon.." shiet again...

I was the best man in the wedding, if I'm the best man why is she marrying him?

He who argues with a fool is a fool. So don't argue with me.

ATTENTION!

The aliens are abducting
The hottest and sexiest people alive.

Don't worry,
You're safe..

I just want to tell you goodbye.