Don't Worry About the World Ending Tomorrow, It's Already The Next Day In Australia.

I mock you with my spirit fingers

Who wants to be a skinny pencil???
when you can be a happy magic marker!

I'm your nightmare's best friend.

-- my best straight guy friend pupi

I had a dream I was eating marshmellows!
When I woke up...my pillow was gone....

I remember when getting high meant swinging at the playground.
(not mine but its so true)

Don't worry, being eaten by a crocodile is just like going to sleep.

In a giant blender...

Bunnies are the best assissins, nobody ever suspects the bunnies, with their cute fluffy tails and their adorable little twitching noses... nobody ever suspects the bunnies... but the bunnies are evil... EVIL!!!

yea.. idk... i was bored i guess.. lolz.

Poor rudolph. The one day he has a pimple, everyone has t go and write a song about it!

I had my soul removed to make room for all this sarcasm.