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  • Silly faggot, dix are for chix

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  • Don't Worry About the World Ending Tomorrow, It's Already The Next Day In Australia.

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  • I saw you today and couldnt help but laugh

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  • A guy phoned me the other day and said..."Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home

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  • Mary had a little lamb...The doctor had a heart attack.

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  • Some people skinny dip while others chunky dunk

    by Tessa
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  • Due to recent cut backs, the light at the end of the tunnel will be turned off until further notice.
    Thank You

    by Kelsey
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  • Sharing is caring so obviously i dont care!!

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  • I had a dream I was eating marshmellows!
    When I woke up...my pillow was gone....

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  • Whoever says that the small things don't matter should try sleeping with a mosquito in the room.

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