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Mary had a little lamb...The doctor had a heart attack. |
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Luv ya lots like tator tots, but not as much as vodka shots!! |
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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE |
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Two guys were walking down the street when they saw a dog on the sidwalk licking himself, one guy turns to the other n says "i wish i could do that" and the other man says "well u cuud try but i bet hed bite ya" |
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Ha ha ha he fell cause he was being a smart ass |
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Never do anything you wouldn't want to explain to the paramedic. |
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I am smart. I just say a lot of stupid things. |
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Good girls blush during naughty scenes in the movies. Bad girls smile because they know they can do better. |
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"we had gay robbers last night, they broke in and rearranged the furniture." |
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R.I.P. 2 all the ppl dying 2 be me |