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Fun Size? |
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Some people skinny dip while others chunky dunk |
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Did you ever notice how people sometimes say "It's funny because it's true?" The truth isn't always funny. Say you're morbidly obese, and I start laughing and calling you fat? What? It's funny, because it's true! |
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"I'm so gay, my hair won't even stay straight." |
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"You might be able to beat me in a fight, its very possible. The only question I have is, can you outrun a bullet?" |
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I saw you today and couldnt help but laugh |
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I wish my lawn was emo so it would cut itself! |
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Two guys were walking down the street when they saw a dog on the sidwalk licking himself, one guy turns to the other n says "i wish i could do that" and the other man says "well u cuud try but i bet hed bite ya" |
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Tell your pants it's not nice to point |
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"Kidnapping" is such a strong word. I prefer to say "Surprise Adoption". |