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If you say words can't hurt you, I have no choice but to throw a book at you. |
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"Kidnapping" is such a strong word. I prefer to say "Surprise Adoption". |
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I just thought about how much it would suck if the "enter" key didn't work on facebook |
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"i don't fall, i attack the floor" |
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I don't like small birds. They hop around so merrily outside my window, looking so innocent. But I know that secretly, they're watching my every move and plotting to beat me over the head with a large steel pipe and take my shoe. |
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Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder... |
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I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it! |
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Lets practice our left and right..you're right! I left! |
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HOLY ****!!! WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?? oh wait...its just a mirror... nevermind |
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If Super Glue is so ''Super'' Why don't it stick to the inside of the bottle? |