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The only reason guys are better than chololate is chocolate can't buy you more chocolate! |
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"No officer there is no blood in my alcohol system!" |
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When I use big words it makes me feel smart. :D |
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Skinny people think they are fat |
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Guys really do think with their head... just not the one on top of their neck |
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It was when i sat back and looked at the stars i began to wonder... |
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Dear diary, I wish you were a taco. |
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My daughter says... |
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Screw you waldo, go find yourself |
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Don't drink water; |