Your all that and a bag of chips and I'm hungry :p

Dory: the sea monkeys have my money......yes im a natural blue....

If you want to slim down....
DROP THE BROWNIE!!

The only reason guys are better than chololate is chocolate can't buy you more chocolate!

Once there was a boy that was brown
who owned a freakin humongous town
because he was rich
he got all the chicks
and never did you see brownie frown

*It's for my english class*

~people these days actin real fake and phony
talk about you behind ya back den b like a wahts up homey?~

Best friends are like butt cheeks
theyre togather after all the crap
unless a d*** comes between them

"No officer there is no blood in my alcohol system!"

I told him he was gay, and he hit me with his purse.

If guns kill people, can I blame misspelled words on pencils?