I have no life......i just read 51 pages of funny quotes and 8 pages of sad quotes.......can i borrow ur life??

Sex Is Like Math: Add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and pray that you dont multiply

Roll roll roll a joint
twist it at the end
light it up
take a puff
and pass it to a friend
roll roll roll a joint
pass it down the line
take a toke
hold the smoke
and blow you fu(king mind

not mine but i love it

Going 2 macdolalds for salad is like going to a crackhouse for vitamins!

"DON'T drink water, fish have sex in it!!!"

~i read it somewhere i don't remember, but i like it~

Guys are players,
thats a fact,
So don't fall in love,
just play them back!

Weather forecast for tonight: dark.

HAHA

Brittany spears and my computer have something in common there both cheap white and plastic

*~I'd like to take this time to thank Gwen Stefani for teaching the whole world how to spell "bananas".~*

Why is Cinderella a fairytale? Any idiot could lose their shoe!