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  • It was when i sat back and looked at the stars i began to wonder...
    WHERE THE HELL IS MY ROOF!

    by thing3
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  • A penny for your thaughts, 50 pounds to act them out.

    by Atrum Dominatio Donum ut is Letalis of Regnum
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  • You are so fat that when I say it's chilly outside you grab a spoon.

    by xdancepnayx
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  • Chocolate, Strawberrys and vodka mmmm sounds like sex to me...

    by Insanity McGee
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  • You know you had a good time when you can't tell your parents what you did. =]

    by silent eyes
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  • BOB

    by evil roses
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  • *You Can Think Ur Prettier than Me..Its Okay to Lie to Yourself Everyonce in awhile!!*

    jejejejeje (pk y a pa de categorie PSWNIA?! lol)

    by Danai
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  • Screw you waldo, go find yourself

    by I*wish*Inever{LoVeD}h/i/m/
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  • Teacher: Did you dye your hair?

    Me: No, it's naturally blue.

    Haha, true convo.

    by The Girl From Yesterday
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  • When I use big words it makes me feel smart. :D

    by Second to None
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