When I use big words it makes me feel smart. :D

BOB

D0N`T JUDGE A B00K BY iT`S M0ViE

X0X0

A blind man walks into the kicthen picks up a chesse grader and says
"hey, who wrote this nonsence"

You know you had a good time when you can't tell your parents what you did. =]

Teacher: Did you dye your hair?

Me: No, it's naturally blue.

Haha, true convo.

I hate escalators,
I tripped once and fell
down the stairs for an hour and a half.

Screw you waldo, go find yourself

When I look into your eyes
I see your pupils.

Behind evey b**ch....is a MAN that made her that way!!!