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  • Just because I flirt, doesnt mean I'm a ho, unlike most girls, I learn to say "no"..

    by Jasmine
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  • You should be nice to kids today...
    No seriously they have guns now

    by Kimmy
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  • WhY gO tO HiGhScHoOL,
    wHeN yOu cAn Go tO sChOoL HiGh?!

    by ♪AlwaysOnMyMind♪
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  • It goes from a hugg to a kiss a kiss to a lick a lick to a suck a suck to a **** so can i have a HUGG??????????

    by Aron C
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  • You're so fat that when you see a bus you yell Hey cops stop that twinky

    Well your so fat that when you jump into the ocean you and the whales start singing We are family

    *conversation between me and my brother

    by The Spirit of Ash
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  • You are so fat that when I say it's chilly outside you grab a spoon.

    by xdancepnayx
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  • BOB

    by evil roses
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  • Screw you waldo, go find yourself

    by I*wish*Inever{LoVeD}h/i/m/
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  • What do i do when i see some1 XTREMLY GORGEOUS
    ATTRACTIVE
    BEAUTIFUL and
    INTELLIGENT...

    I STOP,
    I STARE
    AND WHEN I GET BORED...

    ... I PUT THE MIRROR DOWN, LOL

    by soraya
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  • Valentine's day:

    like we really need another day of the year to feel like sh*t because we're single. thank you effin' hallmark.

    by theRookienamedKate
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