REMEMBER=
books
before
boys
because
boys
bring
babies!

We had gay robbers last night. They broke in an rearranged the furniture.

Men, chocolate, and coffee are all better rich.

I'm scared to fall in love, scared to fall fast, because everytime i fall in love.....it never seems to last

I can't pop a cherry, but i can make banana cream

Drink triple
see double
act single
cause if you don't remember
it never happened.. =]

Love is like food every body
loves and needs it
but it all turns to shit

Sorry boys!! the only thing i blow are kisses

Guys really do think with their head... just not the one on top of their neck

A man can kiss his wife goodbye,
A flowers can kiss a butterfly,
Wine can kiss a frosted glass but you my friend can kiss my A**!!