Drink triple
see double
act single
cause if you don't remember
it never happened.. =]

When I use big words it makes me feel smart. :D

You are so fat that when I say it's chilly outside you grab a spoon.

BOB

When I look into your eyes
I see your pupils.

You know you had a good time when you can't tell your parents what you did. =]

Even after Tuesday the calender says, W T F S S M
W T F S S M= What The F*&% Somebody Shoot Me

Screw you waldo, go find yourself

I was standing there in the park wondering why frisbee's got bigger when they got close....then it hit me

You wouldn't know buttshit if it bit you in the a**

well i would be scared if shit grew teeth and bit me