You are so fat that when I say it's chilly outside you grab a spoon.

I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse.

**Flies spread disease. Keep yours zipped.**

-an icon i have-

I applied for a job in a mental institution, they said i need to log 24 hours with a retard, You wanna kick it tomorrow.
....I got crayons

Teacher: Did you dye your hair?

Me: No, it's naturally blue.

Haha, true convo.

BOB

Behind evey b**ch....is a MAN that made her that way!!!

Screw you waldo, go find yourself

Skinny people think they are fat

while the fat people know they are fat..

IM THE TYPE OF GIRL...
that will burst out laughing in dead silence
because of something that happened...
yesterday