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  • When a guy broke up with you
    Friends would say
    "You deserve better"
    Best friends would call the boy and say
    "You will die in seven days."

    *saw on a site* funny

    by TheRevelation
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  • "Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you're up to."

    by Jessica
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  • My daughter says...

    I like my men the way I like my coffee....

    Ground up and in the freezer!

    by Richard S
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  • *You Can Think Ur Prettier than Me..Its Okay to Lie to Yourself Everyonce in awhile!!*

    jejejejeje (pk y a pa de categorie PSWNIA?! lol)

    by Danai
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  • A blind man walks into the kicthen picks up a chesse grader and says
    "hey, who wrote this nonsence"

    by robbie
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  • Did u know touching someone is sexual outercourse

    this is what health teacher said

    by MiSs BrOwNiE
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  • Don't drink water;
    FiSH HAVE SEX iN iT.

    by MiRANdA
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  • IM THE TYPE OF GIRL...
    that will burst out laughing in dead silence
    because of something that happened...
    yesterday

    by xXjENiXx
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  • D0N`T JUDGE A B00K BY iT`S M0ViE

    X0X0

    by TRAGiC BEAUTY
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  • When I look into your eyes
    I see your pupils.

    by Jessie
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