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  • You are so fat that when I say it's chilly outside you grab a spoon.

    by xdancepnayx
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  • I hate escalators,
    I tripped once and fell
    down the stairs for an hour and a half.

    by Lifeless juggalette
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  • A penny for your thaughts, 50 pounds to act them out.

    by Atrum Dominatio Donum ut is Letalis of Regnum
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  • "Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you're up to."

    by Jessica
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  • BOB

    by evil roses
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  • Look how bored i am.

    See?

    by InterviewWithTheKat
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  • My daughter says...

    I like my men the way I like my coffee....

    Ground up and in the freezer!

    by Richard S
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  • D0N`T JUDGE A B00K BY iT`S M0ViE

    X0X0

    by TRAGiC BEAUTY
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  • Screw you waldo, go find yourself

    by I*wish*Inever{LoVeD}h/i/m/
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  • A blind man walks into the kicthen picks up a chesse grader and says
    "hey, who wrote this nonsence"

    by robbie
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