Sorry I cannot make it because there is a power failure. I am stuck on the escalator.

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Tuck then zip,
not zip then tuck

*if you don't get this just think like a guy and a zipper and ur valuables lol*

"I was madder then a deaf mute playing bingo, getting bingo, and trying to howler out bingo.... B5......UHHH!!"

© 2004 Larry the Cable Guy

I'm more broke then a 1000 peice jigsaw puzzle :p (just said that one day lol)

JESUS LOVES YOU...Everyone else thinks you're an a**hole!!!

Instant idiot. Just add alcohol.

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Men are like chocolate...you get them in bars, they go straight for your hips, and they never last long enough to satisfy you!

I do not mind Elmo. I think he's actually cute! Of course, if I had no idea what Elmo was, and he turned up in my basement, I would beat him with a shoe.

Wouldn't life be perfect if sweatpants were sexy, monday mornings were fun, if junk food had no calories, all kisses were magical, life was always worth living for, and love didn't hurt

THERAPY IS EXPENSIVE
POPPING BUBBLE WRAP IS CHEAP
YOU DECIDE