I want my own dictionary. It will be called "Webby D, Dictionary For Retarded White Rappers".

*You Can Think Ur Prettier than Me..Its Okay to Lie to Yourself Everyonce in awhile!!*

jejejejeje (pk y a pa de categorie PSWNIA?! lol)

If you feel lonely and sad, you just need to laugh. How? Face the mirror!

Screw you waldo, go find yourself

Don't drink water;
FiSH HAVE SEX iN iT.

When I look into your eyes
I see your pupils.

What do i do when i see some1 XTREMLY GORGEOUS
ATTRACTIVE
BEAUTIFUL and
INTELLIGENT...

I STOP,
I STARE
AND WHEN I GET BORED...

... I PUT THE MIRROR DOWN, LOL

Boys are like pumpkins,their heads are empty, their brains are mush, and after a few days, they start to smell funny.

We had gay robbers last night. They broke in an rearranged the furniture.

Someone asked me what i loved most about life i smiled and thought of you:)