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  • A penny for your thaughts, 50 pounds to act them out.

  • A school paper should be like a mini-skirt.
    Long enough to cover everything but;;
    short enough to keep it interesting.

    by mel
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  • My step dad is where brain cells go when they die.

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  • Boys are like pumpkins,their heads are empty, their brains are mush, and after a few days, they start to smell funny.

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  • Someone asked me what i loved most about life i smiled and thought of you:)

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  • Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together.

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  • You know you had a good time when you can't tell your parents what you did. =]

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  • Behind evey b**ch....is a MAN that made her that way!!!

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  • If you feel lonely and sad, you just need to laugh. How? Face the mirror!

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  • It was when i sat back and looked at the stars i began to wonder...
    WHERE THE HELL IS MY ROOF!

    by thing3
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