When all else fails-read the instructions!!!

"I'm not a gold digger, i just think that out of all the rich ppl out there, i could probably love one of them!"

~goddessofsong

Slow down sugar
I'm a diabetic. <3
--Nick Jonas

Just tell nemo you couldnt find him because you were too busy getting high....he'll understand.

When life hands you lemons make apple juice and sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it!

You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted and used against you.

Computer games don’t affect kids I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids
we’d all be running around in darkened rooms munching magic pills and listening to
repetitive electronic music

Screw you guys i'm going home

not to offend anyone but i got this in an email

why were there only 100,000 mexicans at the march on monday?

they could only find one van

again not to offened anyone i have friends that are mexican and they thought this was freakin funny

" No matter how much you pull on it, It will not get any longer "