Just tell nemo you couldnt find him because you were too busy getting high....he'll understand.

When life hands you lemons make apple juice and sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it!

In 2010
The government will kill every mentally challenged person in the world
My heart sank when I thought of you
Run my retarded friend..
Run!

You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted and used against you.

Computer games don’t affect kids I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids
we’d all be running around in darkened rooms munching magic pills and listening to
repetitive electronic music

How many people here have telekenetic powers? Raise my hand.

Screw you guys i'm going home

not to offend anyone but i got this in an email

why were there only 100,000 mexicans at the march on monday?

they could only find one van

again not to offened anyone i have friends that are mexican and they thought this was freakin funny

Fighting with you is about as pointless as a bunch of retards playing poker in the dark.

Why did Dairy Queen get pregnant? Cuz Burger King forgot to wrap his whopper....