You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted and used against you.

Computer games don’t affect kids I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids
we’d all be running around in darkened rooms munching magic pills and listening to
repetitive electronic music

Screw you guys i'm going home

Theres a bully in the park
And A Hero In My Baseball Bat
xD

How many people here have telekenetic powers? Raise my hand.

not to offend anyone but i got this in an email

why were there only 100,000 mexicans at the march on monday?

they could only find one van

again not to offened anyone i have friends that are mexican and they thought this was freakin funny

Whoever said anything was possible obviously never tried slamming a revolving door.

And God said, "Come forth and the kingdom of heaven is yours," but I came fifth and got a toaster instead.

Me and My gummybears have a plan to take over the world.....but shhh

Jesus loves you... everyone else thinks you're a JACKASS!