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  • ~ Practise safe sex....Go F yer self ~

    by Angie
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  • God made rivers,
    God made lakes,
    God made you,
    But we all make mistakes!

    by SH0RTEE
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  • "Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life." -- Brook Shields

    by Courtney Lynn
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  • Come to the darkside.
    We have cookies!

    by music is my medication
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  • Man: Hey baby, what\'s your sign?
    Woman: Do not enter.

    by Kari
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  • Drive it like you stole it, because its not illegal until you get caught! ~_*

    by Stacinator
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  • MASTERBATION

    my anti drug

    by Adam
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  • Never trust any body with a clean desk
    those proud of keeping an orderly desk never know the thrill of finding something they thought they had lost

    by Kasie
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  • Always blame it on the guy who doesn't speak English.

    ( )_( )
    (='.'=)
    (")-(") Arrivederci!

    by Atomic
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  • Redheads: You could be walkin along and some idiot with nothin to do would call out across the street GINER leavin you to guess his IQ to be under 5. And did you ever wonder why you got called carrot-top, when you could have sworn your hair wasnt green?

    by Nessa Arcamenel
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