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  • Me: "You know you love me."

    Dad: "I do? Oh, you sad, deluded child. Who has told you these lies?"

    Me: "Aw, you know you love me. If I were hit by a truck, you'd feel sad."

    Dad: "...Poor truck."

    by Lacrymosa
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  • In 2010
    The government will kill every mentally challenged person in the world
    My heart sank when I thought of you
    Run my retarded friend..
    Run!

    by Brittany
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  • I have a picture of you
    I think it's very nice
    I keep it under my bed
    To scare away the mice

    by DemonicSecrets
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  • JUST A LITTLE TIP:

    dont play games with a girl...who can play them better.

    by .:*LeT mE lEt Go*:.
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  • && there the kind of friends. that if my house was on fire. theyd be sitting making smores. and hitting on the fireman.

    by Nandiix3
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  • " No matter how much you pull on it, It will not get any longer "

    by neo
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  • Horny Bastard On Internet: So, are you horny babe?
    Smart Ass Chick:Nahh, the whole bleeding from the inside of my vagina for the next 5 days, doesn't actually turn me on.. Sorry mate..

    XxX
    LoNeLY. . .

    by LonelyNightsHurt
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  • Roses are red,
    Violets are blue.
    God made me pretty,
    What happened to you?

    by Elle
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  • Im so hott i make steam look cool.

    by Alysse
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  • When I was a dog, and you were a flower, I walked over you and gave you a shower!!

    by Needer of You
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