Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day long.....

Someday u may lose ur hair.u may lose ur teeth- ur money & even lose ur mind.But 1 thing u will never loose is ur good looks.coz u cant lose wot u don't have!

I Couldn't Fix Your Breaks, So I Made Your Horn Louder.

Men, chocolate, and coffee are all better rich.... :)

Me: "You know you love me."

Dad: "I do? Oh, you sad, deluded child. Who has told you these lies?"

Me: "Aw, you know you love me. If I were hit by a truck, you'd feel sad."

Dad: "...Poor truck."

You might've heard I roll with a dangerous crowd. We're crazy, we laugh a little too loud. But that never hurt anyone, because only the good die young.

How do I feel about gun control?
Break into my house one night && find out.

I have a picture of you
I think it's very nice
I keep it under my bed
To scare away the mice

JUST A LITTLE TIP:

dont play games with a girl...who can play them better.

&& there the kind of friends. that if my house was on fire. theyd be sitting making smores. and hitting on the fireman.