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  • Horny Bastard On Internet: So, are you horny babe?
    Smart Ass Chick:Nahh, the whole bleeding from the inside of my vagina for the next 5 days, doesn't actually turn me on.. Sorry mate..

    XxX
    LoNeLY. . .

    by LonelyNightsHurt
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  • Roses are red,
    Violets are blue.
    God made me pretty,
    What happened to you?

    by Elle
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  • Im so hott i make steam look cool.

    by Alysse
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  • When I was a dog, and you were a flower, I walked over you and gave you a shower!!

    by Needer of You
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  • Someday u may lose ur hair.u may lose ur teeth- ur money & even lose ur mind.But 1 thing u will never loose is ur good looks.coz u cant lose wot u don't have!

    by Needer of You
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  • Tell me.is it going in?..yeah ..is it hurting?..ooh yeah ..ouch its hurtin ..ok i wil put it in slowly ..stil hurtin..ahh yeh ..den lets try d other shoe madam

    by Needer of You
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  • Ive fallen into the dark void of life.
    Hey a cheetoh!

    by Nightmare Fiend
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  • Im lost in thought!!!

    I'm not used to this territory.

    by scars and stories
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  • When guys say "suck it" i say.........oh im sorry i choke on small objects!

    by alicia
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  • VOTE 4 PEDRO

    by jackie drda
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