Ouch it lloks like you fell out of the ugly tree an hit EVRY branch on the way down!

Girls are like phones we like to be held and talked to but if you push the wrong button you get disconnected

Mobile phones are the only subject on which men boast about who's got the smallest

Oh look, a falling star!!
Quick, make a wish and blow it out!

I may be fat but i can lose weight...ul always be ugly!!

A whales peinis is the size of a lunch room table...just thought some of yall would like to know!

How do you confuse a blonde?

Put her in a circle room and tell her to find a corner and sit in it.

How does the blonde confuse you?

She shows you the corner she sat in.

This is bob
bob likes you
bob likes sharp things
i suggest you run from bob

Blondes may do it better
But brunettes don't have trouble remembering it the next day. =P

Roses are red
violets are blue
sugar is sweet
and so are you

HOWEVER

the roses are wilting
the violets are dead
the sugar bowl is empty
and so is your head