My anger management class pisses me off.

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(")-(") Arrivederci!

Redheads: You could be walkin along and some idiot with nothin to do would call out across the street GINER leavin you to guess his IQ to be under 5. And did you ever wonder why you got called carrot-top, when you could have sworn your hair wasnt green?

Drive it like you stole it, because its not illegal until you get caught! ~_*

My mom asked me a simple question, and I guessed she wanted a simple answer.
So next time your mom asks you, if she looks stupid....it's best not to answer. ^_^'

If BaRbIe'S So PoPuLaR...WhY Do YoU HaVe To BuY HeR FrIeNds??

Forget the ugly stick...he must have gotten hit by the ugly forest!

You & your rumors have one thinq in common
-- you both qet around --

Your like a rooster, but instead of saying cock-a-doodle-do you say any cock will do

-by my bros friend Dusten

Remember when some one annoys u? it takes 42 muscles to frown but it only takes 4 muscles to extend ur arm and smack the idiot upside the head!

Thank you gwen stefani for teaching all of america how to spell bananas