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  • Stop asking Oprah what to do, get on ur knees, and pray

    by Dory
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  • Green Day is like sex.
    When they're good, they're really good.
    And when they're bad....
    they're still pretty da/\/\n good!

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  • Shhhhh....can't talk now the squirrels are watching

    by amanda.
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  • Happy birthday to me.
    I like what I see!
    There’s plenty of junk food,
    and presents are free!

    by Jax
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  • Roses are red
    violets are corny
    When i see you
    ooo baby i get horny

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  • You have one advantage over me..... you can kiss my ass and i cant

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  • "There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot"

    by Void
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  • Dont follow in my footsteps...
    i run into walls

  • If practice makes perfect...
    and no ones perfect...
    why practice

  • Roses are red
    Violets are corny
    When i think of you
    Oh baby i get h orny
    E a t Me
    Beat Me
    Bite Me
    Blow Me
    Suck Me
    F u ck Me
    Very slowly
    If you kiss me dont be hasty
    Use ur tongue and make it tasty

    by Char
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