If BaRbIe'S So PoPuLaR...WhY Do YoU HaVe To BuY HeR FrIeNds??

Muffin 1: AHHH WE'RE IN AN OVEN!!!!
Muffin 2: HOLY SH!T A TALKING MUFFIN!!!

You laugh because im different, I laugh because i just farted.

I have PMS and a handgun. Any Questions??

Guys only pick on girls cuz they're insecure about their manhood..

LACK OF MONEY

-my anti-drug

If sex is a pain in the ass ur doing it wrong!

For sumone who always has something in there mouth .. you still find time to talk alot of Sh**

~*~kelley~*~

Spaz:
"oooh! i asked this old plastic lady in a box for my fortune! and she gave me a paper with pearls and kiwis and a list of lucky numbers! and i played the lottery with them! but lost! and now i don't know what to believe in anymore! "

Tattoos? you mean willingly allow the absorption of toxic ink deep inside my skin using an electric needle handled by some biker named Stabby Joe?!?