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  • Sorry I cannot make it because there is a power failure. I am stuck on the escalator.

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    (")-(") Arrivederci!

    by Atomic
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  • "Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life." -- Brook Shields

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  • **if life gives you lemons...squeeze the juice into a water pistol and sqquirt it in someones eyes. **

    by shae r
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  • I could eat a bowl of alphabet soup and crap out a better conversation than you.

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    (")-(") Arrivederci!

    by Atomic
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  • I never even had imaginary friends when I was a kid. I used to play with Carlton's. God, they were such dweebs.

    -Hilary from Fresh Prince of Bel-Air

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  • Two words guys hate...dont and stop unless you put em together

    by Frankie
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  • Excuses r like butts everyone has one and they all stink

    by ashlyne
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  • Halloween: The day your parents tell you to take candy from strangers... interesting!

    by Kelsey
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  • Remember when some one annoys u? it takes 42 muscles to frown but it only takes 4 muscles to extend ur arm and smack the idiot upside the head!

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  • "The more you say I'm childish,
    The more I wanna stick gum in your hair."

    -Roman

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