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Sorry I cannot make it because there is a power failure. I am stuck on the escalator. |
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"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life." -- Brook Shields |
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**if life gives you lemons...squeeze the juice into a water pistol and sqquirt it in someones eyes. ** |
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I could eat a bowl of alphabet soup and crap out a better conversation than you. |
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I never even had imaginary friends when I was a kid. I used to play with Carlton's. God, they were such dweebs. |
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Two words guys hate...dont and stop unless you put em together |
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Excuses r like butts everyone has one and they all stink |
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Halloween: The day your parents tell you to take candy from strangers... interesting! |
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Remember when some one annoys u? it takes 42 muscles to frown but it only takes 4 muscles to extend ur arm and smack the idiot upside the head! |
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"The more you say I'm childish, |