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if you dont get it read faster

( i so f**ing retarded )

Why does the easter bunny hide his easter eggs?

Because he doesn't want people to know he did it with a chicken!

Guy:i have a problem...my mom and i got into a fight and she called me a son of a b.i.t.c.h. so i just walked away...

Behind every women... there is a man checking out her ass.

Dnt Drink N Drive, Smoke Weed N Fly!!!

SHUT UP !!!
im listening to the people in mi head
and they all think ur crazy

Girls have magical powers
We can get wet without water
Bleed with out injury
Make bonless things get hard
and make guys eat with out cooking

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Sticks and stones may break my bones but whipes and chains excite me, so tie me up and throw me down and show me that you love me.

~when my sister told me that one i just couldnt resist putting it on here for other people to read~

I think,
Therefor we have nothing in common

I LIKE YOU!

(don't believe everything you read)

*(props to David)*