Dnt Drink N Drive, Smoke Weed N Fly!!!

Girls have magical powers
We can get wet without water
Bleed with out injury
Make bonless things get hard
and make guys eat with out cooking

X Ûµ X

Sticks and stones may break my bones but whipes and chains excite me, so tie me up and throw me down and show me that you love me.

~when my sister told me that one i just couldnt resist putting it on here for other people to read~

I think,
Therefor we have nothing in common

I LIKE YOU!

(don't believe everything you read)

*(props to David)*

I have balls of iron steel ... tap tap... oh shit they crumbled =[

Guy:i have a problem...my mom and i got into a fight and she called me a son of a b.i.t.c.h. so i just walked away...

Let me tell you something:

if we were on a plane and it was about to crash and there was only one parachute, I'd really really miss you

Do [vegetarian's] eat [animal] crackers?? =/

OOOOO MY GOSH!! IS THAT YOUR FACE?????