At the beauty pageant.

Host : " U all are winner tonight! "
U : " Then where are the award & prize for the rest of us ? "

Thank you gwen stefani for teaching all of america how to spell bananas

Ive Got that Honke Tonk Badonk A Donk

You & your rumors have one thinq in common
-- you both qet around --

God made rivers,
God made lakes,
God made you,
But we all make mistakes!

(-->TGIF- Thank God I'm Female!!!

IF AT FIRST U DONT SUCCEED, CHEAT REPEAT UNTILL CAUGHT AND THEN LIE!!!!

Men are like chocolate...you get them in bars, they go straight for your hips, and they never last long enough to satisfy you!

Two words guys hate...dont and stop unless you put em together

What do rubix cubes and a penis have in common?
the longer you play with them the harder they get