I'm a little teapot, short and stout, this is my bent arm, this is my spout. there's no medical name for what i've got. i'm partly human, partly a pot. *scatting*

"Kinky is using a feather, perverted is using the whole chicken" --Author Unknown

People ask me if im insane...I tell them to ask Bob and Susan..the people that live in my head.

Got a problem with me? Solve it! Think I'm trippin? Tie my shoes! Can't stand me? Sit down! Can't face me? Turn around!

Where art thou monkey!

I drown cereal in milk.
does that make me a cereal killer?

Since light travels faster than sound. Isnt that why some people appear bright until u hear them speak?

None of us are virgins... life has screwed us all!!

Ive Got that Honke Tonk Badonk A Donk

At the beauty pageant.

Host : " U all are winner tonight! "
U : " Then where are the award & prize for the rest of us ? "