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A dog is a man's AND women's best friend. |
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Q:: What do you call an aboriginal flying a plane? |
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It takes 34 muscles to frown and only 4 |
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A good friend wll comfort you rejects you, but a best friend will go up to him and say, "it's because you're gay, isn't it?" |
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Give a man a fish and you can feed Him for a day, but teach that same Man to use the internet and he won't Bother you for weeks!!! |
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NoBody's Perfect, |
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Brittany has a crusty butthole |
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Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you. HOWEVER... The roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty, and so is ur head!! |
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Anything is possible with ductape. |
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I tried sniffing coke once but the ice cubes got stuck in my nose! |