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Last nite i waz lookin up in2 da sky at da st*rs finkin... well da hell iz my ceiling!! |
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A dog is a man's AND women's best friend. |
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God Said: "Let there be light." |
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A good friend wll comfort you rejects you, but a best friend will go up to him and say, "it's because you're gay, isn't it?" |
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Give a man a fish and you can feed Him for a day, but teach that same Man to use the internet and he won't Bother you for weeks!!! |
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NoBody's Perfect, |
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Brittany has a crusty butthole |
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Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you. HOWEVER... The roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty, and so is ur head!! |
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Q:: What do you call an aboriginal flying a plane? |
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Anything is possible with ductape. |