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I am the strongest person in the WHOLE WORLD!!!! I broke an 'unbreakable' comb! |
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Your momma's so slow when she goes to the store she has to buy green bananas so by the time she gets home they will be ripe and not rotten! |
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Why did God create men? Because vibrators can't mow the lawn. |
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I just found out that my boyfriend cooks with a pooper scooper instead of a spatchula hmm...no wonder his food tasted like sh*t! |
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You Say Anything Is Possible. . . .Have You Ever Tried Slamming A Revolving Door?! |
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How would you like it if a mitten turned you inside out ? You'd be all " HEY what the Hell mitten?!" |
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If your gay you come out of the closet, so if your bi-sexual have you only opened the closet door? |
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Never trust something that bleeds for 7 days and dont die |
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And on the third day, God created the Remington bolt action rifle so that Man could fight the dinosaurs. And the homosexuals. Amen. Amen. |
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I'm stuck with a song, |