Heavens afraid to take Me,
Hells afraid I'll take over!!!

Friend: wat do u call nuts on ur chest?

Me: chest nuts

friend: wat do u call nuts on a wall?

Me: wall nuts

friend: wat do u call nuts on ur chin?

Me: chin nuts?

Friend: no my di ck in ur mouth!!!

Dont think of yourself as an ugly human... just a beautiful monkey!!

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
B i TCHY is contagious,
So I think you got the flu!

You Say Anything Is Possible. . . .Have You Ever Tried Slamming A Revolving Door?!

How would you like it if a mitten turned you inside out ? You'd be all " HEY what the Hell mitten?!"

If your gay you come out of the closet, so if your bi-sexual have you only opened the closet door?

Never trust something that bleeds for 7 days and dont die

And on the third day, God created the Remington bolt action rifle so that Man could fight the dinosaurs. And the homosexuals. Amen. Amen.

I'm stuck with a song,
you've got to sing along.
you don't have a choice :
i need to hear your voice !!