Nothing comes between a woman and her chocolate besides the man who supplies it.... and thats only when we are in a good mood

If your parents don't have children, it's more than likely you won't

Don't be sad
don't be blue
frankinstin is ugly too!!

LOL na i am messin

Tuck then zip,
not zip then tuck

*if you don't get this just think like a guy and a zipper and ur valuables lol*

Whilst vacuming a parakeets cage one should first remove the parakeet or one shall be at loss of a pet.

Some people are like slinkies, good for nothing but they make you smile when you push them down the stairs :)

I'm not lazy, I'm just conserving energy!

"The point of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other b**tard die for his!"

Happy birthday to me.
I like what I see!
There’s plenty of junk food,
and presents are free!

G_ F_CK Y__RS_LF
Would you like to buy a vowel?