When in doubt, pull out

If Barbie is sooo popular, why do you have to buy all her friends??

(I like this one!! lol!!)

If pro is the opposite of con, is progress the opposite of congress?

If idots could fly this would b a airport

The doctors say i have mulitple personalities...but we dont agree with that

We live in an age where pizza gets to our house before the police do

Fruit loops are like GaY cheerios

My anger management classes PISS ME OFF!

Grab the stick and go half way down...

(my gym teacher was explaining the rules of floor hockey to us but if u think about it sexually its funny as all hell)

Dodge even the name says avoid it.