You Say Anything Is Possible. . . .Have You Ever Tried Slamming A Revolving Door?!

How would you like it if a mitten turned you inside out ? You'd be all " HEY what the Hell mitten?!"

If your gay you come out of the closet, so if your bi-sexual have you only opened the closet door?

Never trust something that bleeds for 7 days and dont die

And on the third day, God created the Remington bolt action rifle so that Man could fight the dinosaurs. And the homosexuals. Amen. Amen.

I'm stuck with a song,
you've got to sing along.
you don't have a choice :
i need to hear your voice !!

I called your brother fat and he through a pie at me.

YAY! 88oz of Mountain Dew!! =D

"Purple Spandex Strawberry-Flavored Glow-In-The-Dark Musical Pants!!!!"

BEST PANTS EVER!!! just someting me and my friends made up :P

Yeah, yeah, keep talking, someday you might say something intelligent