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  • "Guys: No Shirt, No Service. Gals: No Shirt, No Charge"

    by twiztid4life
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  • "A repair shop:
    WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR - THE BELL DOESN'T WORK)"

    by twiztid4life
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  • How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?

    One men will screw anything

    My friend told me this

    by Brandi Thompson
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  • Bad pick up line # 938

    So...

    You're a girl huh?

    by I*wish*Inever{LoVeD}h/i/m/
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  • "My name? I am known by many names. Son of the Dark Prince, Child of Darkness. Some call me the Altar Girl of Doom. Others will know me as the second coming of damnation....My mom calls me Pepito."

    by Lizem
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  • Rumors are vicious,
    Talk is cheep,
    Words are milisious,
    Secrets you should keep,
    Gossip is fake and will make the deepest cut,
    So learn from you past and keep your mouth shut

    by Ashlick
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  • I'M NOT CRAZY it is just that my reality is different from yours

    by **~Lucy~**
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  • Tell someone there are 5 billion stars in the sky and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint on it and he just HAS to touch it...!

    by Danai
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  • "Join the army, see the world, meet interesting people, and kill them"

    by twiztid4life
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  • I'm not afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when it happens.

    by PorcelainMoon
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