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  • When life gives you lemons...make grape juice...then sit back and wonder how you got grape juice

    by Dawn
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  • Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue Im In Love But Not With You When We Broke Up You Thought I Cried But That Was Just Another Guy You Told Your Friends I Was A Trick I Told Mine You HAd A Weak ****

    by Tara
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  • "What happens when you break a mirror with a rabbits foot?"

    by Kuro
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  • Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.

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  • Can we be facebook freinds?! I promise i wont stalk you anymore.

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  • "Grandma Grandma!! The marker won't work.. I think it needs new batteries..."
    -My Little Cousin

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  • Girls Who live in Glass Houses.....

    Should Dress in the basement! ©

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  • This was a convo. between me & my sisters bf. while i was talking 2 much.
    him: shh. u hear that?
    me: hear what?
    him: exactly. shut up!

    by Shauna
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  • BELIEVE in your cosmic brownie or your world wont be happy the chocolatie taste would make your eye's water.

    by Lindsay
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  • Whatever makes you happy...
    whatever floats your boat...
    whatever turns your crank...
    whatever lights your fire...
    whatever spices your taco...

    lol

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