You Make It Rain,
I Make It SHOWER!!

lmao

[i had my little moment here lmfao]

Curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought it back

Boys are like halloween candy, you give away the bad ones, and keep the good!

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue Im In Love But Not With You When We Broke Up You Thought I Cried But That Was Just Another Guy You Told Your Friends I Was A Trick I Told Mine You HAd A Weak ****

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.

"Grandma Grandma!! The marker won't work.. I think it needs new batteries..."
-My Little Cousin

This was a convo. between me & my sisters bf. while i was talking 2 much.
him: shh. u hear that?
me: hear what?
him: exactly. shut up!

BELIEVE in your cosmic brownie or your world wont be happy the chocolatie taste would make your eye's water.

Him: whos rick?
me: my neighbor
him: f^c^ you neighbor
me: nahh iam good hes like 50.
him: eww thats gross

lmao.

When u make a mistake, nvr say "oops!" always say "ah! very intersting"
(when dealing with chemicals, run!)