What ever tickels your pickel... :)

"(Insert Quote Here.)"

I didn't know that drinking too much
would get me drunk...?

I like your style
I like your class
but most of all
I like you ass

When life gives you lemons...make grape juice...then sit back and wonder how you got grape juice

"What happens when you break a mirror with a rabbits foot?"

"Grandma Grandma!! The marker won't work.. I think it needs new batteries..."
-My Little Cousin

There is a report of a drunk, naked person riding in a Big Wheel down Main Street. Do you need me to come get you again?

This was a convo. between me & my sisters bf. while i was talking 2 much.
him: shh. u hear that?
me: hear what?
him: exactly. shut up!

BELIEVE in your cosmic brownie or your world wont be happy the chocolatie taste would make your eye's water.